Of course I love Harry Potter (who doesn't?) and had to forward this post on to Molly who will also appreciate it. She did. What happened later (during 24 no less!) was a 2 hour marathon of additional pick up lines. Molly and I are sitting 3 feet away from each other, watching some episodes of 24 (Bad Tony? Good Tony? I'm confused!) and texting each other our creative little gems.
Here are some of the best.
Are you a dementor? Because you make me weak.
Is that a Socerer's Stone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Let's play a game of strip wizard's chess.
Wanna see my petrificus totalus?
Wanna play with my golden snitch?
I'm so good you'll be a Moaning Myrtle.
Would you like to see my Little Lord Voldemort?
Get some cuffs and we can play prisoner of Azkaban.
Wanna see my little half blood prince?
I've got HoneyDukes right here...in my pants!
I wanna Slytherin my way under your sheets.
I'm hung like a centaur.
Can I hide my basilisk in your Room of Requirement?
You, me and the house elf makes three.
And alternatively, we had 1 HP insult: I wouldn't touch you if you Polyjuiced yourself into Heidi Klum!
Did I mention that we giggled every time we sent and received one of these priceless beauties? Do you have any good ones?
8 Comments:
I've never seen the Harry Potter movies, nor have I read the books, guess that makes me a loser, more importantly that makes me unable to comment on this post. So I'll just say this: you can comment on my posts immediately, its ok, I already know you're stalking me, and I like it.
You two KILL ME! I am so impressed that your pick up lines were BETTER than the top 10 lists. Maybe you should make that your new day job...thinking of top 10 lists.
I'd give you one of my pick up lines, but I really can't beat your house elf line.
Those are amazing! The "petrificus totalus" totally got me.
You will likely see yourself linked, missy. ;)
I need to comment off-post: WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH OUR PARTY BOY KIEFER!? LMAO!
Are you ready for some JACK BAUER POWER HOUR?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets
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My name isn't Luna but I sure do lovegood!
I have to say this is right up my street. I used that condom pic in one of my blogs this month too! But I think my favourite ones are :
Do you mind if I slytherin?
You look like you'd be a good quidditch player, wanna take a ride on my broomstick?
btw I'm following you now... not stalking! Follow me 2 plzzz
It won't take alohamora to open these pants.
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