Friday, April 10, 2009

Holy Huge Boob Lady

Molly came over on Monday to catch up on a couple episodes of 24 and to bake some delicious cookies. As per our usual, we made some pizza-related dinner and settled in to watch so espionage (and of course completely forgot to make the cookies). After the first episode, we had some time to kill before the live one started, so we watched House.

Yeah I know. House isn't as exciting as it once was. How many times can you watch someone vomit blood, or pee blood, or get a bloody nose? If you ask me, they don't use eye bleeding enough. (creeped myself out there!)

But we watched anyway. And we were richly rewarded.

With this.


















We spent some considerable time estimating the size of just that one boob. I admit that God has overly blessed me in that area and I am usually the person with the biggest boobs in any given room, but this lady makes me look like a Barely B. The sheer enormity of it in relation to her hand is incredible. Which is why Molly made me take a picture of it. She's a sick freak too.

P.S. Today is casual Friday so my boss (who isn't not exactly thin) is wearing stretch pants with a t-shirt tucked into them. It's truly a hideous sight. I'll try to get a pic for you!

5 Comments:

Life On Edge. said...

well I have very small boobies, but I do prefer my small to those huge tatas!! especially because I like to exercise... and also for other more personal reasons hehe

Mauleigh said...

OMW!
That is such a bad mam-a-jamma! So crazy. House should have been worried about how ginormous her boob was. I'm sure it was a symptom of something CRAZY!! Like
Elephantboobitatis or boobous humoungous.

rondamarie said...

You'll TRY to get a picture of your boss? No, TRY isn't good enough, I demand it! This oughta be good, I can hardly wait :)

Jack B and Curtis said...

Yeah, your boss in stretch pants with a tucked in T shirt......that's what we're talkin' about. We can't wait either!!!

A True Heart Girl in Jersey said...

Oh my god, you make me laugh. Thank you. As for Mr Listener, you can't make a guy attracted to something he isn't. Or a girl for that matter. You either are or you aren't, ya know? If in the end of his exploration, he decides the sum of my qualities isn't enough for me, then it is surely his loss. I know I kick ass in several areas!