Methinks someone was a little generous with the codpiece

I honestly can't remember my life before I knew about this. I don't remember how I found it, I just know I have been able to knock off 2 hours of my work day, by browsing through this thing.

Click on it.

Trust me.

It's like SkyMall, but a little creepier and even more overpriced. And you can pick up a gently used Alpine Racer for a steal.

Ok since you want to be lazy, I'll show you a few of my favorites from Michael Jackson's auction.

#383 Lladro Figural Group Featuring MJ. $2,000-3,000
If you insist on immortalizing yourself in ceramics, try to be represented with "timeless" clothing. He looks like an early 90's soccer Mom. Gawdy belt, white socks, baggy jeans. Or maybe he just completely missed the hip hop ghetto style.













#940 Life-Size Girl Statue $80-120
Poor Shirley Temple. She's got the MJ disease. If you look closely you can see the white splotches on her skin. That's assuming you can get past the demonic stare.

I'm not sure what the appeal is for having life-size dolls/statues. They creep me out and I'm only looking at a picture. However, I can imagine MJ sitting at the dinner table with Shirley and a bunch of other "friends" silently listening to him tell stories about how he and Bubbles used to own the world.



#802 (left) Batman Statue $800-1,200
#803 (right) MJ Batman Statue $200-300
These beauties are life-size replicas. That's right, not only can you have Michael Keaton/Val Kilmer/Christian Bale's plastic-sculpted manly goodness standing around your house, but you can also have a full-size MJ (in 1990 Halloween Costume) lurking and scaring the crap out of everyone. Better put this one in the closet.

I really hope I win the lottery tomorrow. I'm not sure I can resist bidding on the 1988 Limo for $4,000. That's a bargain that shouldn't be passed up.