Wednesday, January 14, 2009

18 months is too long to wait, but it was worth it

At long last my world is back in order. 24 has returned and Molly is back over watching it with me. It's about freakin' time! I was starting to think that maybe Jack Bauer isn't all I thought he was. And that Molly isn't as funny as she thinks she is. I was wrong. He's all that and more. And Molly is freakin' hilarious.



















Jack started the day at a senate hearing so he's wearing a snazzy suit. Of course he looks a little older, but he's really timeless, like Sean Connery. I prefer my JB without facial hair and he delivers perfectly. I drooled for the first 4 minutes of the show.

Somewhere along the way he trades in the suit for a more casual outfit. Except I don't remember him changing clothes before the big Tony hunt. It's possible Molly and I were on some tangent and missed part of the show. We'll need to be more focused next time.

The biggest news for Season 7 is the return of Tony.



















Looking impossibly hot for a guy that's been dead for 3 years. MMMMM. Tony is definitely my new Carlos. Good? Bad? Somewhere in between? Doesn't matter to me. Just talk in that scratchy whisper and I'm happy.

Some old favorites are back as well. Bill Buchanan (or the Silver Fox as Molly and I like to call him) and Chloe.



















Chloe is looking great this season. Somehow she gets prettier every year, but also more geeky. It's a skill.

They introduced Janis. I think she's Chloe-lite. She seems a little confused most of the time. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before we see a little revenge of these nerds. (HAHAHA I'm so funny!)



















But the best part of the show is still Jack. Even though Tony is making it easier to turn my eyes away.














(I know you're jealous of my superior photo editing skills. How sad that you will have to live every day knowing that my skills are more awesome than yours.)

Here are some Jack Bauer facts to make you feel better about yourself.

  • If everyone on “24″ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12″.
  • Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
  • Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
  • Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
  • It’s no use crying over spilt milk… Unless that was Jack Bauer’s milk. Oh you are so screwed.
  • If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
  • Jack Bauer doesn’t speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
You're welcome.

4 Comments:

Marianne & Curtis said...

omg! This was so great & funny. You are the one! Curtis & I agree with everything you said. Definitely Janis & Chloe are going to have a run in. Can't wait for THAT to happen.

Amber said...

So I guess LOST to me is 24 to you.

No comment.

Mauleigh said...

I can't believe you'd go for my sloppy seconds! You double dipper!

A True Heart Girl in Jersey said...

LMFAO - I love me some JACK! I KNEW you were the kind of girl I would hang out with, I just knew it!!!